Four high school students decided to skip their English class and arrived at school late. They lied and told the teacher that their car had a flat tyre. To their relief, the teacher simply smiled and said, "You missed a test this morning. Please sit far away from each other and have your paper and pen ready." Once seated, the teacher said, "To make up for the test, you must write an essay telling me which tyre was flat and how you fixed it."
Know Your Science
Damon: Did you hear the news? Stefan was kicked out of school for cheating!
Tyler: What? How come?
Damon: He was caught counting his ribs during a Biology exam!
Astrological Twist
"Now boys", said the teacher. "Tell me the signs of zodiac. You first, Tommy."
"Taurus, the bull."
"Right. Now you Harry, another one."
"Cancer, the crab."
"Good job. Sammy, it's your turn."
The boy look puzzled , hesitated a moment and blurted out, "Mickey, the mouse!"
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